Well, here it is. Will anyone read it?

After staying up until 3 am this morning, trying to figure out the ins and outs of this "blog", here I am finally putting up the first post.  Why am I doing this along with everything else that is going on?  Good question.  I saw some posts from customers and friends and thought "what is this?"  Then I told my friend, Maria, about the blogs that I had been seeing and she says, "Yeah, I have one too."  What?????????  How did I not know this?  Where have I been?  Why don't I have a blog?  So...here we are, the Collins group.  Maybe I should have named it the 'Collins Carousel of Chaos'.  Can I change the name?  I am sure I will find out in the many "frequently asked questions" that I have become so familiar, they know my email address.  "Here she comes again.  Gee, can she not just play around and figure it out on her own?"
I am not a scrapbooker, but I do feel that I am a jack of a lot of trades.  Just once, I would like to stick with one of them for a while.  When I tell my husband about something new that I would like to try, he just looks at me, raises his eyebrows, and leaves the room.  Am I suppose to take that personally?  Nah. I am well rounded!  (And I am not just talking about my weight).
I am going to end my first ever blog.  Will anyone ever read it?  I know I already have!